Summer Celebration Raffle [Closed! Winners announced!]

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Summer Celebration Raffle [Closed! Winners announced!]

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Welcome to the Summer Celebration Raffle!

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Hello there! I haven't been on Virtuadopt in a long time, so I thought that I would hold a raffle with some of my more valuable Viruadopts I've saved up and make some people happy~ Don't worry--it's completely free to enter! These are the prizes:


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1st Place
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2nd Place
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3rd Place
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Consolation Bundle 1
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Consolation Bundle 2
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Consolation Bundle 3
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"How do I enter?"
All you have to do is post here with a quick (or long if you want to) joke, granted of course that it is E-rated. If it's inappropriate in any way, you will not be entered into the raffle.

"When does the raffle end?"
The Summer Celebration Raffle will close on Sunday, September 6th at 12am EST, and the winners will be announced on Monday, September 7th at 12pm, EST.

"Hold on, I don't know any funny jokes!"
Don't worry too much about quality--even if your joke isn't very funny, you'll still be entered so it doesn't matter if you aren't a skilled joke-teller!

"What are the Consolation Bundles?"
The three Consolation Bundles are smaller prizes added in as a bonus. Technically I could have called them 4th, 5th and 6th places, but that wouldn't be as fun!

"Is there a limit to how many people can enter?"
Nope, anyone can enter before the deadline--there's plenty of room so feel free to tell your friends!

"Can I enter more than once?"
No, you may only enter once--but you can tell as many jokes as you want to! The amount of posts you make or jokes you tell will not affect your chances of winning, however.

"Will you be doing more raffles like this in the future?"
I'm not really sure, I suppose I'll have to see how many entrants I get for this one before I decide!

Have any more questions? Feel free to pm me, I'll be happy to answer them!


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1. Glichu
2. Akemie
3. Recent.Snowfall
4. Ylvanne
5. SRaven
6. Enalahs
7. Yasha
8. Daiki


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So I'll begin. Here is my entry:
"A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
Hope it'll be funny ^_^
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
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Okay, this is a knock knock joke, so I'll need the help of someone here!

Knock Knock!
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Who's there?
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Now, in the meantime, here goes my joke:

' An octopus goes to his girlfriend's father and says:
"Sir, I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand, and hand, and hand, and hand..." '

Please don't throw tomatoes xD
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The Doctor.
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Doctor Who?

Hahahahaha. XDDDDDDD
Oh, my... XDDDDD
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Exactly.
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Yeah, it's the worst knock knock joke ever xD
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Ylvanne, Recent.Snowfall, Akemie, Glichu, hahahah, your jokes aren't that bad guys! I actually laughted at most of them! :D


I'm going to go with something more pokemon themed here...

What's a low fat Pokemon?
Butterfree!
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Glichu, Akemie, Recent.Snowfall, Ylvanne, SRaven, Oh my gosh, I loved all of your jokes! Seriously, I'm grinning like an idiot right now, haha. Everyone is doing great~ I've added you all to the list of entrants. C:


I'm going to add a quick joke myself, just because!

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Q: Why can't the blonde call 911?
A: She can't find the eleven button.

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Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and reply, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: She sits by a candle.
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: She lights it.

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xD I'm a blonde who loves blonde jokes so I had to go with them for this entry lol
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Enalahs, Oh my gosh, I like the second one. xD Adding you to the list~
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Taka Edakumi, xD Ikr. I laughed so hard when I read that one lol
My favorite was the third one xD

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I really liked the Doctor Who joke, so here's my Knock Knock entry :)

Knock Knock
Who's There?
You Know!
You Know Who?
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Yasha, Yours is definitely my favorite so far, haha! Adding you to the list!
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What a great idea! It was so fun to read all the jokes! :lol:

Here's mine. It's quite long, but I love black humor. ^_^

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father."

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed."
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Daiki, It took me a little bit to figure that one out, but that's a good one. xD Adding you to the list!
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Daiki, in my opinion... One of the best so far XDDD
I love black humor as well ^^u
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Daiki, I don't get it >.<

edit: ooohhh, KNOW I got it x'D
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Taka Edakumi, Ylvanne, thank you! ^^

Now I'm glad. I wasn't sure whether the joke is too dark. XD
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